My Mom : Why Do You Care So Much About This Royal Wedding ??
Me : Because Next Time It’s Gonna Be Me Who’s walking down the Aisle to get married to Prince Harry.
You just sit there actin’ like you’re all innocent, like;
While your friend’s mother looks at you like;
“I feel sorry for Prince William on his bachelor party. It’s gonna be weird stuffing money into a stripper’s thong when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it LOOL”
seriously.. think how akward that would be