embrace the martian
July 2011
When girls at my school complain about having frizzy hair.
They’re like:
I’m just sitting here like:
"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese"
Well what the fuck were you using before?
That awkward moment when you notice that Kim Possible's lip looks like a mustache
Shit just got awkward…
When you see someone doing math without a calculator...
That moment you're watching a good show and your whole family just comes in hella loud.
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
When you see a picture of you from 2 years ago,
When you see a picture of you from 2 minutes ago,
When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do something
I’ll just be like
Dancing
Expectation:
Reality:
